Actually, there are three things.
1. The scale said I weighed 102 pounds. The scale is either wrong, or a time machine to 1992.
2. While there is a window, the treadmill faces away from it. Clearly, whoever arranged the equipment has a loathing of nature so deep that they prefer the sight of sweat encrusted beige wallpaper to, say, a tree. To compensate, the different incline levels have names like “Alpine Ascent" and "Hillock Schlep.”
3. The Health Rules sign declares the following:
“If your doctor recommends that you refrain from exercise, take his advice.”
That inspired me to create a riddle. It is:
"If a doctor recommends that you refrain from exercise, how can the doctor be a woman?"
Answer: If you aren’t sexist.
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