As promised, here's footage from my History Channel debut in a feature called "Bible Battles." The program makes the case that the Bible is not so much a spiritual text as it is a military history. It supports this theory with lots of footage of biblical heroes flying through the air and chopping peoples’ heads off.
While the theory may be unorthodox, when you examine the Bible through this lens, you finally get a response to the age old question “Why do bad things happen?” Answer: because it’s awesome!
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i want more israelite kagan! but i don't have a tv! what am i supposed to do?
That is effin' amazing. I always knew you were destined for stardom (as a biblical Israelite with a vengeance on the history channel). xoxo.
There's really not much more, but I'll see what I can do. Just wait till Paleoaaron!
Aaron is too wise and worldly to simply stick to the religious texts of Western traditions. Personally, I'm looking forward to his appearance in "Bhagavad Battles!"
omg aaron!! wow I mean for someone who is what 3000 years old you are lookin good
(btw are you going to be a councilor at camp this year!)
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